Folks, this is an 11oz monument to tradition: a strong handle, a sturdy build, and a baby-faced version of me that says, “Yes, I’m judicial… but I’m also fun at the cookout.” It’s the kind of mug you bring into a meeting and suddenly everyone’s like, “Wow, that person has opinions… and a sense of humor.”
And let me be clear: this mug is not just drinkware. It’s a statement. A collectible. A daily reminder that you can be serious about the Constitution and serious about a good beverage. I like coffee. You like coffee. This is America.
Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care line:
“Clean it like you’d clean up a hearing transcript: hot water, soap, and absolutely no drama.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
