"Just Say No" (to Decaf) - Nancy

Look, I started a whole national movement with just three words: “Just Say No.” Now, I’m giving you the same powerful mantra—only this time, it’s about decaf coffee, which is frankly just criminal. This 11oz white ceramic mug is a statement piece, a moral compass, and a reminder that you don’t need uppers or downers when you’ve got my face staring back at you every morning.

Fill it with your strongest brew and take a sip of clean living. Because if I could talk the entire 80s out of partying, you can definitely survive a Monday morning with black coffee and a disapproving baby stare. Stay strong, stay caffeinated, and remember—no means no… unless it’s about a refill.

Product Features (Nancy Voice):

• Vibrant colors to bring out the wholesome glow of my anti-drug campaign

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than an after-school special

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no intervention needed

• Large handle for firm grips, like I had on Ronnie’s image

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — sweet yet serious, like me

Care Instructions:
“Rinse it out like you’d rinse the 80s of bad decisions — warm water and a clean conscience.”