Look, I started a whole national movement with just three words: “Just Say No.” Now, I’m giving you the same powerful mantra—only this time, it’s about decaf coffee, which is frankly just criminal. This 11oz white ceramic mug is a statement piece, a moral compass, and a reminder that you don’t need uppers or downers when you’ve got my face staring back at you every morning.
Fill it with your strongest brew and take a sip of clean living. Because if I could talk the entire 80s out of partying, you can definitely survive a Monday morning with black coffee and a disapproving baby stare. Stay strong, stay caffeinated, and remember—no means no… unless it’s about a refill.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the wholesome glow of my anti-drug campaign
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than an after-school special
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no intervention needed
Large handle for firm grips, like I had on Ronnie’s image
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — sweet yet serious, like me
Care Instructions: “Rinse it out like you’d rinse the 80s of bad decisions — warm water and a clean conscience.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
