At last, a mug worthy of my baby-faced République. This 11oz vessel delivers balanced leadership and balanced roast, featuring my cherubic cheeks and a statesmanlike pout that says, “We will sip, reform, and yes—do both at the same time.” Display it in your kitchen like the Elysée displays a tricolor: proudly, tastefully, and with just a hint of destiny.
Top it up and raise it high. If anyone asks why the President of France looks like a cartoon infant, smile and say: “It’s called soft power.” Then take another elegant sip and get back to remaking your morning routine, en même temps.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Rinse like a press conference: brief, efficient, and impeccably on-message.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
