Jupiter Juice: En Même Temps Edition (11oz) - Emmanuel Macron

At last, a mug worthy of my baby-faced République. This 11oz vessel delivers balanced leadership and balanced roast, featuring my cherubic cheeks and a statesmanlike pout that says, “We will sip, reform, and yes—do both at the same time.” Display it in your kitchen like the Elysée displays a tricolor: proudly, tastefully, and with just a hint of destiny.

Top it up and raise it high. If anyone asks why the President of France looks like a cartoon infant, smile and say: “It’s called soft power.” Then take another elegant sip and get back to remaking your morning routine, en même temps.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions

Rinse like a press conference: brief, efficient, and impeccably on-message.