Introducing Baby Jasmine Crockett, AKA The Clapback Kid—where legalese meets lullabies. Swaddled in swag and constitutional comebacks, this pint-sized powerhouse doesn’t miss. Whether she's side-eying nonsense from her high chair or rolling her eyes into the congressional record, Baby Crockett’s got a diaper full of truth and a pacifier that doubles as a mic drop.
Equipped with a teething ring and a temperament for televised takedowns, she’s the only toddler on Capitol Hill who can cite precedent and throw shade before snack time. Whether you’re fueling up for a debate or just sipping your way through the chaos, this mug is a daily reminder: don’t bring a rattle to a fact fight.
☑️ Product Features:
Vibrant colors sharp enough to slice through bad-faith arguments
Durable ORCA coating that holds up longer than a congressional hearing
Microwave and dishwasher safe—unlike your hot takes
Large handle for easy gripping, even during dramatic exits
Made from high-quality white ceramic with rounded corners (and sharper edges than her closing statements)
🧼 Care Instructions: Clean in dishwasher or by hand with warm water—just don’t try to rinse off that drag. It’s permanent.
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
