Stick this on your bumper, your water bottle, or the back of a pharmaceutical rep’s laptop. This kiss-cut crusader features my baby self in a full suit, staring into your soul and gently questioning your life choices. I might be the size of a Build-A-Bear, but I’ve got questions—and they start with, “Who authorized this juice box?”
This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a statement. A warning label. A glossy little piece of parental concern wrapped in toddler rage.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure (or media scrutiny)
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my podcast lighting
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One size fits all — just like my campaign platform (sort of)
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s Subaru
Care Instructions:
Wipe with a damp cloth—no bleach, no toxins, and absolutely no government overreach.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
