"I Said What I Said — In Onesie Form" - Sticker

Stick it, flip it, legislate it. Baby Jasmine Crockett isn’t here to sugarcoat — she’s here to annotate. With her signature side-eye and an itty-bitty onesie to match, this kiss-cut sticker brings big energy to your smallest surfaces. Whether you’re slapping it on your laptop or your least favorite senator’s bumper, it’s all facts — no fluff.

You wanted receipts? I’ve got ‘em — and they come with a pacifier now. Peel responsibly.

Product Features 

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions:
Wipe it down like you’d wipe the floor with bad-faith arguments — firm but fabulous.