“I Really Don’t Care, Do U?” (But Make It Espresso) - The Melania Trump Mug

Behold: the mug that speaks volumes — even if I rarely do. This 11oz ceramic vessel is a minimalist masterpiece, just like me. Understated. Elegant. Slightly terrifying. Perfect for sipping your morning macchiato while wearing a wide-brimmed hat and refusing to make eye contact.

It’s more than a mug. It’s a mood. One that says, “I’m not mad. I’m just permanently unimpressed.”

Features (my way):

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (mine are real, darling)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than tabloid rumors

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike my public appearances

• Large handle for strong grips (or delicate Slovenian fingers)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — quietly luxurious

Care Instructions:
Polish it like you’d polish my public image: gently, selectively, and with lots of white space.