My friends, this is not just a mug. This is a bold, utilitarian beverage vessel for the working person who demands value: 11 ounces of equitable caffeine distribution, wrapped in an adorable baby version of yours truly. You get hot coffee, hot tea, hot chocolate—whatever the 99% is drinking before we clock in. It’s sturdy, it’s honest, and frankly, it does not play games.
And yes, it’s cute. It’s a tiny, shouting, mitten-wearing reminder that your coffee should be free at point of use. Fill it, sip it, and feel the brisk Vermont breeze of moral clarity. If the cup runneth over, good—that’s called abundance.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands...but don't let babies have it because it's breakable and the contents are probably hot!)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Wash it like you’d balance a budget: warm water, basic soap, and no tax breaks for grease.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
