I Don't Grandstand, I Sip Mug - Clarence Thomas

I don’t grandstand; I sip. This 11-ounce mug carries my baby-faced resolve with the quiet force of a well-placed footnote. It’s a daily ritual—pour, pause, proceed—with the steady calm of a chambers conference and the confidence of a sharply reasoned opinion, pacifier optional.

Display it at home or in the office and treat your caffeine like I treat precedent: carefully considered, occasionally revisited, forever satisfying. Call it stare decisis for your morning routine.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:

Wash with warm water and soap—keep it clean, keep it quiet, keep it useful.