I don’t grandstand; I sip. This 11-ounce mug carries my baby-faced resolve with the quiet force of a well-placed footnote. It’s a daily ritual—pour, pause, proceed—with the steady calm of a chambers conference and the confidence of a sharply reasoned opinion, pacifier optional.
Display it at home or in the office and treat your caffeine like I treat precedent: carefully considered, occasionally revisited, forever satisfying. Call it stare decisis for your morning routine.
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Wash with warm water and soap—keep it clean, keep it quiet, keep it useful.
