“I Dissents, Therefore I Am” - RBG

“This mug is your daily ruling in favor of caffeine and righteousness. With my tiny gavel and giant baby energy, I declare every sip a victory for justice — or at least staying awake during marathon arguments. Drink from this 11oz ceramic masterpiece and feel 10% more likely to win any debate (results not guaranteed but strongly implied).

And let’s be real — if you think I can’t make a statement as a baby, you clearly haven’t seen my dissent collar. This mug doesn’t just hold coffee; it holds precedent. Go ahead, make your mornings constitutional.”

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Treat me like I treat a legal argument — with care, hot water, and a little patience.”