“This mug is your daily ruling in favor of caffeine and righteousness. With my tiny gavel and giant baby energy, I declare every sip a victory for justice — or at least staying awake during marathon arguments. Drink from this 11oz ceramic masterpiece and feel 10% more likely to win any debate (results not guaranteed but strongly implied).
And let’s be real — if you think I can’t make a statement as a baby, you clearly haven’t seen my dissent collar. This mug doesn’t just hold coffee; it holds precedent. Go ahead, make your mornings constitutional.”
Product Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions: “Treat me like I treat a legal argument — with care, hot water, and a little patience.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
