“I Dissent (But First, Coffee)” - RBG

“Every ruling queen deserves her morning ritual, and this 11oz mug is my gavel in ceramic form. Bold, unbreakable, and a little intimidating — just like me on a dissenting opinion. Sip your coffee, and feel the quiet power of tiny Baby RBG judging your life choices.”

“Let’s be honest — this mug is the closest you’ll get to having my legendary collar game at breakfast. So, drink up. Consider this your daily reminder that justice never sleeps (and neither do I before my second cup).”

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or lace collars)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average court drama

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no legal precedent required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby gavels)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my reasoning, elegant yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Wash it like you’d wash your conscience — hot water, mild soap, and no skipping steps.”