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I Cling to the Fridge Like I Cling to the Text - Neil Gorsuch

I Cling to the Fridge Like I Cling to the Text - Neil Gorsuch

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This cut-out magnet is a tasteful, magnetic reminder that your kitchen is not a lawless place. Post your grocery list, your to-do items, or your most suspicious leftovers beneath the watchful gaze of Justice Baby Gorsuch.

It’s charming. It’s ridiculous. It’s also the only refrigerator decor that subtly implies you know the difference between “policy preference” and “statutory interpretation.”

Features:

  • Cut-out shape that clings like my base

  • Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles

  • Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)

  • Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones

  • Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder

 

Care:
Clean with a quick wipe—like you’re polishing a dissent that’s going to age beautifully.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.

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