"I Am Not a Sippy Cup!" Richard Nixon

Listen, folks, this mug is not just any mug — it’s a collector’s item. A symbol of resilience, fortitude, and slightly sweaty upper lips. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or something a little stronger during a tense press conference, this mug stands for one thing: I may spill, but I do NOT leak.

I am not a sippy cup. I am not a paper cup. I am, however, 11 ounces of ceramic determination that looks great on your desk while you shake your head and mutter, “This is not a scandal, this is just breakfast.”

Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care:
“Wash me like you’d erase a tape: quick, thorough, and with plausible deniability.”