History records what it likes. This mug records what matters: hot coffee, cool resolve, and a grip that doesn’t slip—even during a press conference. Treat it like a presidential souvenir for your morning briefings. It’s sturdy, camera-ready, and perfectly suited to strategic sips between carefully chosen words.
If anyone asks what’s inside, smile and say, “You won’t have Nixon to kick around before caffeine.” Refill as necessary; deny nothing but an empty cup.
Features:
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care: “Wash me like you’d erase a tape: quick, thorough, and with plausible deniability.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
