“I Am Not a Crook: Baby Nixon’s Tiny Denial Tour”

Behold Baby Nixon, mid-diaper scandal, defending his snack budget with the full weight of presidential fury and precisely zero self-awareness. This mug captures the Watergate wonder himself, furrowed brow and all, at his tiniest and most indignant. Clad in a baby-sized power suit, he delivers his iconic “I am not a crook” speech—right before demanding his blankie and blaming the dog. Whether you’re fueling up for a debate or just sipping your way through the chaos, this mug is a daily reminder: the cover-up is always cuter than the crime.

☑️ Product Features:

• Vibrant colors that enhance your micro-presidential meltdown

• Durable ORCA coating for brighter and longer-lasting baby scandals

• Microwave and dishwasher safe for post-speech cleanup

• Large handle for gripping with sweaty, paranoid palms

• Made from high-quality white ceramic with rounded corners for smooth spins through history

🧽 Care Instructions:
Clean in the dishwasher or by hand—just don’t erase the tapes.