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I Am Not a Crook Mug - Richard Nixon
I Am Not a Crook Mug - Richard Nixon
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Behold Baby Nixon, mid-diaper scandal, defending his snack budget with the full weight of presidential fury and precisely zero self-awareness. This mug captures the Watergate wonder himself, furrowed brow and all, at his tiniest and most indignant. Clad in a baby-sized power suit, he delivers his iconic “I am not a crook” speech—right before demanding his blankie and blaming the dog. Whether you’re fueling up for a debate or just sipping your way through the chaos, this mug is a daily reminder: the cover-up is always cuter than the crime.
☑️ Product Features:
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Vibrant colors that enhance your micro-presidential meltdown
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Durable ORCA coating for brighter and longer-lasting baby scandals
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Microwave and dishwasher safe for post-speech cleanup
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Large handle for gripping with sweaty, paranoid palms
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Made from high-quality white ceramic with rounded corners for smooth spins through history
🧽 Care Instructions:
Clean in the dishwasher or by hand—just don’t erase the tapes.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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