“Hotter Than My 2012 Campaign” - Mitt Romney

Ah, the perfect mug for people who like their coffee like they like their presidential runs—lukewarm but respectable. This 11oz ceramic masterpiece has my baby face beaming proudly on the front, reminding you that I was once the guy who almost took down Obama, and by golly, I looked good doing it.

Sip from this mug and you’ll taste the delicate blend of corporate polish, dad energy, and just a hint of “remember when I strapped a dog to my car roof?” It’s a collectible for anyone who enjoys a caffeine kick with a side of quiet ambition.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and I do have great baby blues, ask anyone)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:

“Wash me like you’d polish a pair of dad shoes—gentle, but with pride.”