Protect your phone like I protect my stock tips — with style, confidence, and just a hint of mischief. This dual-layer case is as tough as my public poker face, with a 3D wrap that shows off my baby-fied brilliance from every angle.
When life drops your phone — or your approval ratings — this case is there to pick it back up, without insider info required.
Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care: “Wipe me down like you’d clear browsing history on a Robinhood account.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
