“Heavyweight Sippy Champion” - Tyrus

I’m a large man with larger opinions…and now an 11oz arena for your caffeine. This Heavyweight Sippy Champion mug features the gloriously chubby-cheeked, diapered version of yours truly—because even when I’m tiny, I’m still the main event. Consider it your official corner man for mornings, meetings, and any time you need to pin a Monday to the mat.

Collect it, sip it, flaunt it. If anyone asks why there’s a baby me on your desk, tell them it’s performance art—and also the only time I’ve ever looked “adorable” while talking smack.

Product Features

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions
Rinse me like a hot take—quick, clean, and ready for round two.