I’m a large man with larger opinions…and now an 11oz arena for your caffeine. This Heavyweight Sippy Champion mug features the gloriously chubby-cheeked, diapered version of yours truly—because even when I’m tiny, I’m still the main event. Consider it your official corner man for mornings, meetings, and any time you need to pin a Monday to the mat.
Collect it, sip it, flaunt it. If anyone asks why there’s a baby me on your desk, tell them it’s performance art—and also the only time I’ve ever looked “adorable” while talking smack.
Product Features
Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions Rinse me like a hot take—quick, clean, and ready for round two.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
