“Hands-Free Leadership (Sticker Edition)” - Andrew Cuomo

This is the executive order of adhesives. You need presence? You need message discipline? Peel, stick, and suddenly your laptop is a podium and your water bottle is a press room. I don’t do flimsy. I do firm, clear, and weatherproof—like a briefing delivered at 11 a.m. sharp with charts and that eyebrow.

Put it where people can see it and quietly say, “You’re welcome.” If it sticks a little too well, consider that a teachable moment in commitment. New York tough doesn’t peel under pressure. Neither does this.

Product Features

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions

If it gets scuffed, give it the New York wipe-down: damp cloth, firm swipe, move on—briefing at noon.