This little sticker earns an A+ in my book. Pop my baby-bright smile on your laptop, water bottle, or binder and carry a pocket-sized pep talk wherever you go. It’s glossy, cheerful, and surprisingly persuasive—like office hours with glitter.
Rain, wind, and Wi-Fi debates come and go; this sticker stays put. When people ask where you got it, tell them it’s from the nation’s nicest supply closet.
Product Features (in-character)
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
One size fits all—just like my campaign promises
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions
Wipe with a damp cloth—small circles, big grace. That’s classroom management.
