“God, Guns, & Gerber Purée” - Speaker, Mike Johnson

Folks, this isn’t just a mug — it’s a morning devotional disguised as premium ceramic. Sip your coffee like you’re sipping on moral clarity, with every gulp reminding you that leadership is best served hot and bib-ready. I call this mug my “pulpit to the people” because, let’s face it, nothing says faith and family values like drinking out of a tiny, squeaky-faced version of me.

If you’ve ever wanted to see a baby Speaker of the House clutching a rattle like it’s the Constitution, this is your time. It’s microwavable, dishwasher safe, and blessed enough to survive even a cable news meltdown.

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and patriotic reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Wash it gently, like you’d explain basic civics to a rowdy toddler — warm water and a firm tone.”