This dual-layer phone case is rugged, reliable, and ready for revolution. Featuring Baby Bernie with the intensity of a thousand town halls, it wraps your phone in the kind of protection I wish we had for democracy. Drop-tested? Please — I’ve been dropping truth bombs since the ‘80s.
Whether you’re texting your senator or doomscrolling through late capitalism, this case keeps your device safe and your values visible. Because even your phone deserves universal coverage.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe it down like you wipe student debt — quickly and with joy.
