FRIDGE THE RICH: Magnet For The Many - Bernie Sanders

This magnet will not be bought. It will not be sold. It will be stuck—to your fridge, your locker, and the metallic heart of America. Baby Bernie clings with the tenacity of a filibuster against corporate greed, guarding your leftovers like a union steward.

Put your grocery lists under a platform that actually adds up. Every time it holds a coupon, it also holds the line against austerity. That’s not a kitchen accessory; that’s a policy position.

Product Features

• Cut-out shape that clings like my base

• Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles

• Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)

• Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones

• Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder

Care Instructions

Wipe with a damp cloth like it’s corporate influence—remove gently but completely.