Your refrigerator is the command center of the household. Schedules. Leftovers. The occasional mysterious sauce container. This cut-out magnet puts baby-me right where important decisions get made—like what’s for dinner and whether that spinach is still “good.”
It clings with purpose, presence, and just enough comedic intensity to make guests ask questions they weren’t planning to ask. Stick it up, step back, and enjoy the undeniable truth: your kitchen just got more politically adorable.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base—loyal, persistent, slightly loud
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles—except I’m too busy to watch
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)—check your posture
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones—stay grounded
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder—I said what I said
Care Instruction: Wipe clean like you’re preparing for inspection: quick, thorough, no excuses.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
