“Fridge Recon: Beardo on Watch”

From war room to kitchen theater—this magnet posts up like perimeter security. I’m Beardo, and I stick around. Grocery lists, field notes, love letters to caffeine—consider them secured with tactical style.

Place me on your fridge and feel the quiet hum of readiness. If the milk goes missing, I’ve already run the grid search. Mission success tastes like leftovers.

Product Features (in Beardo’s voice):

• Cut-out shape that clings like my base

• Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles

• Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)

• Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones

• Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder

Care Instruction:
Dust me off with a soft cloth—no need for a full debrief.