From war room to kitchen theater—this magnet posts up like perimeter security. I’m Beardo, and I stick around. Grocery lists, field notes, love letters to caffeine—consider them secured with tactical style.
Place me on your fridge and feel the quiet hum of readiness. If the milk goes missing, I’ve already run the grid search. Mission success tastes like leftovers.
Product Features (in Beardo’s voice):
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction: Dust me off with a soft cloth—no need for a full debrief.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
