Open the door to freedom — or at least to leftovers. This cut-out magnet brings my jacket-lining reveal straight to your fridge, locker, or filing cabinet. It clings like a headline and shines like a studio hit.
Keep notes, rally invites, or your weekly meal-prep under the same banner that lines my blazer. When critics say “stick to the kitchen,” I say “fine — I’ll stick to the fridge.”
Product Features (in my voice):
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Cut-out shape that clings like my base
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Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
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Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
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Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
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Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instructions:
Give it a quick wipe like a reputation reset — circular motion, firm stance.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
