Your refrigerator is sovereign territory. And this magnet is how you mark it: bold, glossy, and clinging with purpose—like a grassroots movement that refuses to be ignored. Put it on the fridge and suddenly your leftovers feel more constitutional.
It’s also a reminder that while the coastal pundits are busy sneering, you’re busy living. Eating. Winning. And occasionally grabbing a snack at 2 a.m. like a true defender of the working family.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care line: Wipe it down like an op-ed draft: light pressure, firm conviction.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
