Your fridge just became the calmest command center in town. This cut-out magnet clings with measured resolve, broadcasting “steady hand” every time you reach for leftovers or launch a pudding surge. The gloss finish reflects disciplined optimism—and the baby tie? That’s bipartisan adorable.
From whiteboards to file cabinets, this magnet holds the line like a well-crafted talking point. Snack diplomacy now has a credible envoy.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instructions:
Polish lightly—treat smudges like rumors: address, resolve, move on.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
