Your refrigerator is basically a government: it needs oversight, strong borders (around the leftovers), and a strict spending cap on impulse snacks. This magnet turns your kitchen into a tiny Senate floor—except here, the only thing getting blocked is expired hummus.
Stick Baby Rand anywhere and watch your grocery list become a principled manifesto. If it falls off, don’t panic—that’s just the free market testing your adhesives.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction: Clean it like you’d clean up Washington: gently, occasionally, and with realistic expectations.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
