Your fridge deserves representation. This cut-out magnet clings with the determination of a well-prepared case file and the charm of a tiny public official who definitely just crawled out of a committee hearing. Put me on your fridge and feel the steady comfort of “someone’s watching the fine print.”
Perfect for holding up grocery lists, school art, or that coupon you swear you’ll use. It’s glossy, it’s bold, and like me, it’s here to stay—at least until you redecorate or get distracted by snacks.
Product Features
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Cut-out shape that clings like my base
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Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
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Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
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Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
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Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction
Wipe it down like you’re cleaning up a misleading headline: gentle, quick, and with the facts.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
