Coalition-building starts at home—specifically, on your refrigerator. This cut-out magnet clings harder than a Midwestern goodbye and keeps your grocery lists, permission slips, and playbook right where you need ’em. Consider it bipartisan: it works with milk and hotdish leftovers equally well.
Put it front and center and watch it hold the line through snack raids, late-night debates, and pancake mornings. It’s the little unity caucus your kitchen deserves.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instructions: Give it a quick wipe like a reputation reset — circular motion, firm stance.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
