Your refrigerator is now a command center. This cut-out magnet grips like a well-built coalition and reflects just enough shine to signal “holiday under control.” Each snack becomes a strategic success; each leftover gets bipartisan support.
Lock it to fridges, lockers, and steel cabinets. Quiet confidence, strong hold, cookie-level approval.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instructions:
Polish lightly—treat smudges like rumors: address, resolve, move on.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
