Schengen, But Shiny Sticker - Ursula von der Leyen

This kiss-cut emblem expands the free movement of flair across laptops, bottles, and binders. Peel decisively, apply confidently, and enjoy the seamless integration of taste and tenacity.

It’s tiny, glossy, and fully compliant with the smile directive. Welcome to the customs union of cute.

Product Features (in my voice)

• Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism

• Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure

• Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings

• One size fits all—just like my campaign promises

• Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car

Care Instructions

Wipe it like a communiqué—brief, clear, and on message.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.