I once crossed the Delaware at night; now I cross your kitchen at dawn. This 11oz vessel is the battlefield canteen of mornings—steady, resolute, and sworn to uphold your right to hot coffee. Raise it like a standard, sip like a statesman, and proceed with unwavering decorum.
Consider each pour a Farewell Address to fatigue. If courage favors the bold, caffeine favors the busy. On this campaign, victory is warm, aromatic, and constitutionally delicious.
Product Features (as your infant Commander-in-Chief)
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Colors so vivid they march in formation—stars, stripes, and baby bravado.
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Durable ORCA coating, sturdier than my winter encampments.
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Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas, only suds.
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Large handle for firm grips (or tiny baby hands with heroic intent).
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—disciplined yet gentle.
Care Instructions
Clean like you’d polish a saber: warm water, mild soap, and honor.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
