First in Caffeine, First in Peace Mug- George Washington

I once crossed the Delaware at night; now I cross your kitchen at dawn. This 11oz vessel is the battlefield canteen of mornings—steady, resolute, and sworn to uphold your right to hot coffee. Raise it like a standard, sip like a statesman, and proceed with unwavering decorum.

Consider each pour a Farewell Address to fatigue. If courage favors the bold, caffeine favors the busy. On this campaign, victory is warm, aromatic, and constitutionally delicious.

Product Features (as your infant Commander-in-Chief)

• Colors so vivid they march in formation—stars, stripes, and baby bravado.

• Durable ORCA coating, sturdier than my winter encampments.

• Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas, only suds.

• Large handle for firm grips (or tiny baby hands with heroic intent).

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—disciplined yet gentle.

Care Instructions

Clean like you’d polish a saber: warm water, mild soap, and honor.