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First First Lady Side-Eye Mug - Martha Washington
First First Lady Side-Eye Mug - Martha Washington
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I am Martha Washington, the first first lady, now baby-sized and still expected to keep morale up while everyone else discovers winter. This mug captures the polite look I give when public duty arrives before breakfast. Use it for coffee when your household, office, or entire encampment expects grace, stamina, and just enough side-eye to maintain standards.
Product Features
- 11oz ceramic build for long winters and longer guest lists
- Crisp Diaper Diplomacy baby art with bottom-anchored mug crop
- Dishwasher and microwave safe for daily first-hostess duty
- Great for First Lady fans, history teachers, and Mount Vernon people
- Founding-era parody mug with composed domestic authority
Care: Wash with dignity, then return it to quarters before the next encampment arrives.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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