Look, I’m not saying this mug is a constitutional amendment… but it is the closest thing your morning coffee will get to limited government. One sip and you’ll feel the irresistible urge to read the fine print, question the budget, and politely ask why the paperwork is 47 pages long.
And yes—this is Baby Rand. Smaller face, same stubborn commitment to liberty. Fill it up, hold it high, and remember: the only thing I support more than your freedom is your right to drink caffeine without a federal permit.
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction
Clean it like you’d clean up a bloated program: hot water, mild soap, and zero extra spending.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
