Folks, this is the official Diaper Diplomacy 11oz coffee mug—perfect for the early-morning truth blasts and late-night liberty refuels. You're not just sipping coffee; you're fueling the algorithm of freedom. It's a collectible, a statement, and—let's be blunt—a quiet flex that you can handle the heat without running to the fainting couch.
Use it on-air, off-air, at work, or in the kitchen where the real debates happen. And when the steam rises, remember: I don't spill tea—I spill receipts. Fill it, grip it, and let the content moderation team cry into their decaf.
Product Features
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)…but don't give them to babies because I'm breakable and the contents of this mug are probably very hot
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions
Clean it like you'd fact-check a hit piece: hot water, a little soap, and zero apologies.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
