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Eye of the Patriot Mug – Dan Crenshaw
Eye of the Patriot Mug – Dan Crenshaw
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From the battlefield to the bottle, Baby Dan Crenshaw doesn’t blink in the face of danger (mostly because naps are serious business). With his tiny tactical onesie and iconic eye patch, he’s ready to fight for freedom — or at least for another warm bottle of milk.
Whether you're a Navy SEAL, a podcast warrior, or just someone who appreciates a strong sip with stronger opinions, this mug is your daily reminder that liberty never sleeps… except during naptime.
Sip boldly. Sip patriotically. Sip like Baby Dan would.
☑️ Product Features:
Full-color babyfied Dan Crenshaw silhouette, complete with his signature eye patch and “don’t test me” baby scowl
Premium white ceramic with durable ORCA coating — tough enough to survive both microwaves and Twitter storms
Large C-handle — for gripping your brew like a constitution-loving legend
Microwave & dishwasher safe — because freedom shouldn’t come with extra cleanup
Perfect for fans of Navy grit, Texas wit, and babies who mean business
From bottle to battleground, this mug is here to caffeinate your cause — one freedom-filled sip at a time.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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