I approach mornings the same way I approach a briefing: gather data, control variables, and apply cocoa. This 11oz mug features Baby Fauci in a Santa hat, delivering holiday guidance that’s 100% peer-reviewed for comfort. Consider it a limited-run lab instrument for caffeine trials at home, office, or cookie station.
Sip, recalibrate, repeat. The handle fits like a well-sealed pipette; the print is bright enough to pass any visibility study. If joy had a control group, this cup would outperform it by a statistically significant margin.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (and the red, white, and boom)
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)...but don't give to real babies. I'm breakable and my contents are probably very hot!
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instructions:
Clean it like you’d clean up a messy headline: hot water, firm spin, no apologies.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
