Equal Justice Under Caffeine Mug - Eric Holder

I’ve opened investigations with less ceremony than you’ll open your morning. This 11oz vessel is a pocket-sized Department of Joe—strong, steady, and ready for oversight. Treat it like a daily consent decree for your attention span: binding, restorative, and remarkably effective.

File this under “exhibits that improve morale.” Each sip moves to dismiss fatigue with prejudice. The court of common sense will recognize this mug as persuasive authority.

Product Features (in my very Holder-ly voice)

• Vibrant colors that bring out the baby blues—or the Department reds in my cheeks during long hearings.

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal memo.

• Microwave & dishwasher safe—no subpoenas or redactions required.

• Large handle for confident grips (or tiny baby hands with big precedent).

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners—soft in style, firm on principles.

Care Instructions

Clean like you’d tidy a case file: warm water, mild soap, and no leaks to the press.