Stick it to dehydration — and doubters — with this glossy tribute to the boldest bottle grab in Senate history. Featuring Baby Marco mid-gulp, this sticker oozes confidence, electrolytes, and a splash of desperation. It’s not just a sticker, it’s a hydration strategy.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your debate prep binder — because leadership is 90% confidence, 10% water, and 100% kiss-cut adorable.
Product Features (in my voice):
Kiss-cut for maximum sip-and-stick speed
Weatherproof vinyl, because I’m not the one melting
Glossy finish, like my forehead post-sip
One size fits all — even emergency water breaks
Stick it to your fridge, your thermos, or political stage fright
Care Instructions: Wipe clean like the sweat off my brow — fast, awkward, and while praying no one’s watching.
