This magnet sticks like conviction. It’s cut-out baby-me—small in stature, big in backbone—keeping your grocery list secured like it’s classified. Perfect for anyone who believes the fridge is a command center.
And yes, it’s absurd. That’s the point. Democracy can be serious and still have a sense of humor—preferably one that holds up under scrutiny and sticks through the chaos.
Product Features:
Cut-out shape that clings like my base
Strong hold, just like my grip on cable news cycles
Glossy finish that reflects greatness (or at least ambition)
Sticks to any magnetic surface, including ideological ones
Perfect for your fridge, locker, or opposition research binder
Care Instruction: Wipe it down like you’re prepping for inspection: quick, thorough, and no corner-cutting.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
