Listen, I’ve flown Black Hawks, written legislation, and yes—I’ve changed diapers. So when I say this mug is mission-ready, I mean it. It’s a collector’s piece for people who like their coffee strong, their democracy sturdier, and their satire veteran-approved.
And sure, it’s me as a baby politician. Because humility matters. Also because it’s funny. Drink from it every morning like you’re clocking in for public service—except your biggest battle is probably inbox zero.
Product Features:
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Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)—bipartisan, like I try to be
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Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal
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Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required
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Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)
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Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm
Care Instruction:
Wash it like you’d wash campaign mud off your boots: warm water, soap, and zero drama.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
