This isn’t just a shirt, folks — it’s a wearable press conference. Picture me, baby-sized, rocking aviators, clutching ice cream and cash like a true statesman-in-training. It’s soft, it’s stylish, and it says, “I can run the country and still enjoy a cone… even if I need a nap after.”
You’ll look so sharp in this tee, people will ask if you just negotiated a peace treaty or if you’re simply rocking the most powerful baby merch in history. Either way, you’ll be cooler than my double scoop on a summer day in Delaware.
Product Features:
Made with 100% ring-spun US cotton, because my image deserves only the finest threads
Medium fabric weight (6.1 oz/yd²) — heavy enough to handle my baggage, light enough for your casual flex
Relaxed fit for comfort, whether you’re lounging at rallies or dodging questions
Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape better than my polling numbers
Signature sewn-in twill label — because even my tags have a pedigree
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton (sustainable, unlike my last campaign)
Available in 58 colors — more options than my talking points
Care Instructions: “Wash me cold and tumble dry low, just like my approval rating after a bad press conference.”
