This phone case is just like me: sturdy, polished, and unexpectedly popular in Utah. It’s the ultimate accessory for anyone who wants to protect their phone while also showcasing a baby-faced former presidential hopeful with the energy of a well-groomed golden retriever.
The dual-layer construction is tough enough to withstand drops, polls, and awkward campaign moments. And yes, it’s got UV protection—because even I know how important it is to look good under bright lights.
Product Features:
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me like you’d polish your campaign bus: with a clean cloth and a little false optimism.”
