Your phone deserves protection as bold as your politics. With this case, every call, scroll, and doomscroll becomes a campaign stop with my diaper-draped portrait leading the charge. Drop it? No problem—it’s built tougher than my interview rebuttals.
The best part? My baby grin makes every group chat hotter than a congressional hearing. Nothing says “I came to play” like Byron Donalds on the back of your iPhone.
Product Features (my voice):
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe me down like you wipe your search history before testimony.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from South Korea
Care instructions: Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
