Your phone deserves protection as bold as your politics. With this case, every call, scroll, and doomscroll becomes a campaign stop with my diaper-draped portrait leading the charge. Drop it? No problem—it’s built tougher than my interview rebuttals.
The best part? My baby grin makes every group chat hotter than a congressional hearing. Nothing says “I came to play” like Byron Donalds on the back of your iPhone.
Product Features (my voice):
3D Wrap for full-coverage designs — just like my scandals
UV protection, because my image deserves sunlight
Durable outer shell tougher than my debate prep
Shock-absorbing silicone liner for emotional support
Dual-layer construction — built to survive polls, drops, and tantrums
Care Instructions: Wipe me down like you wipe your search history before testimony.
