“Cryin’ Over Spilled Hearings” - Jim Jorden

Listen, folks, this mug isn’t just a mug — it’s a fiery, full-throated defense of your caffeine rights. It’s 11 ounces of pure “I never back down” energy, perfectly shaped for shouting into while the coffee’s still too hot. When you sip from it, you’ll feel like you just finished your own 8-hour rant in a congressional hearing — except with more caffeine and less neck veins.

And don’t worry, this mug will never buckle under the pressure of hard questions — just like me! I may not always wear a jacket, but this ceramic baby comes fully dressed in glossy, scandal-proof style. Get yours now before the deep state bans coffee!

Product Features:

• Vibrant colors to bring out the baby blues (or reds)

• Durable ORCA coating, built tougher than your average scandal

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — no subpoenas required

• Large handle for strong grips (or tiny baby hands)

• Premium white ceramic with rounded corners — like my policies, soft yet firm

Care Instructions:
“Wash me like I dodge tough questions: quick, easy, and with zero accountability.”