I might be small and cute in baby form, but I’m here to cling to your laptop like I cling to the Constitution. This kiss-cut Mary Gay Scanlon sticker says, “Yes, I read the fine print AND the footnotes.”
Stick me anywhere you need a little boost of quiet confidence and persistent Pennsylvania charm. I’ll survive rain, sleet, or the occasional congressional Twitter storm.
Product Features:
Kiss-cut design for easy peel-and-stick activism
Weatherproof vinyl—because I don’t melt under hearings
Glossy finish that outshines my CSPAN highlights
One size fits all—just like my district’s stubborn optimism
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your friend’s outdated talking points
Care Instructions: “Wipe me clean like a scandal that never started.”
