I might be small and cute in baby form, but I’m here to cling to your laptop like I cling to the Constitution. This kiss-cut Mary Gay Scanlon sticker says, “Yes, I read the fine print AND the footnotes.”
Stick me anywhere you need a little boost of quiet confidence and persistent Pennsylvania charm. I’ll survive rain, sleet, or the occasional congressional Twitter storm.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl
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Glossy finish that outshines my CSPAN highlights
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One size fits all—just like my district’s stubborn optimism
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your friend’s outdated talking points
Care Instructions:
“Wipe me clean like a scandal that never started.”
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
