This sticker? It’s not just a sticker. It’s a message: “I’m cool, I eat ice cream, and I’ve got cash for sprinkles.” Slap it anywhere that needs 100% more Biden energy — your laptop, your water bottle, or your buddy’s gas-guzzler.
Weatherproof? You bet. This thing will survive rain, snow, or a two-hour press conference.
Product Features:
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Easy peel-and-stick design
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Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure
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Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings
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One size fits all — just like my campaign promises
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Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car
Care Instructions:
Peel it slow, like savoring an ice cream cone in August.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
