Some magnets hold photos of puppies. This one holds an international incident aesthetic: gray sweats, stern face, and the whole “aboard a U.S. warship” storyline snapped into a cut-out that refuses to be ignored—just like me.
Stick it on the fridge and let it do what I do best: stay in the room. Your groceries will feel politicized. Your leftovers will feel surveilled. Care Instructions:
Wipe me down like opposition research: soft cloth, mild soap, and keep it classy.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the magnet outwards.
